Dear Nemo

Dear Nemo,

You're too young to be touching butts.

Sincerely,
Marlin



*I just finished watching the movie Finding Nemo moments ago. This is a really wonderful movie.. a story about a father's love and friendship. Aside from some very touching scenes in the movie, there are lots of funny lines, too. Especially Dory's. LOL. I never get tired of watching this movie. It really is one of my favorites.


P.S.

Btw. To those who haven't seen the movie.. Nemo touched the "boat". He didn't touch any butts. LOL. His friend, Tad (a Yellow Longnose Butterflyfish), kept referring to the boat as butt. Funny. :P

Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely,
Myspace




* Check out Google's newest social network. Google+. It is only on its field trial but it has already been deemed as Facebook's sole competitor in the world of social networking. It has all the new features (Circles, Hangout, Huddle, Sparks, etc.) and it has a cool and great way to share content and manage privacy. I've been on it for a few weeks now, and I'd say that it seems to be built for the long haul. But the question is.. will it really survive the giants Twitter and Facebook?

Only time will tell.

Dear Attractive Teacher

Dear attractive teacher,

I wish your lectures were more like your skirt; long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to keep me interested.

Sincerely,
College student



*Yesterday, I overheard a group of college freshmen talking about their lady professor. They said that she is smokin' hot and how she's able to wear the most nerdy-looking dress, and still look sexy. All of them were obviously attracted to her, except one. This one boy pointed out that he prefers to have a nerdy-looking teacher rather than a sexy professor. That way, he will be able to concentrate on the lessons, instead of on her boobs. The rest of the group just laughed.

Psh. Boys.

Dear Stephenie Meyer

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I don't get it. How can Edward get an erection since he's not really alive? Is that even possible? Care to explain?

Sincerely,
Confused girl


*Harry Potter or Twilight? Of course, HARRY POTTER. I understand that the movies that I like may not be the favorites of other people.. and vice versa. And so I give respect to those who do love the Twilight books and movies. I just can't force them into liking Harry Potter if they prefer Edward Cullen. Anyway, as I was blog-hopping this afternoon, I stumbled upon a blog that has updates about the new Twilight movie. And yeah, I did watch the Breaking Dawn official trailer. It was okay, I guess. But after seeing that Breaking Dawn and Bella Cullen are trending on Twitter (oh and their lead stars winning awards at the MTV Movie Awards), it got me thinking.. "What's happening to the world, momma?", and then the Harry Potter fan in me went into battle mode. So, excuse me for being a bit sarcastic.

Dear Edward Cullen

Dear Edward Cullen,

Avada Kedavra!

Sincerely,
Tom Riddle



*The sender was supposed to be Harry Potter, but I don't want him to use that killing curse (though I'm not sure if it would work on Edward 'coz he's dead, well it still is worth a try. LOL). So I used Tom Riddle, instead. I was watching the whole set of the Harry Potter movies (I'm on the 3rd) and then, suddenly my phone rang. It was a friend, asking me if I have movie copies of Twilight. I told her "I do NOT." She was a wee bit disappointed, but what can I do? I am NOT... repeat, NOT.. a Twilight fan. I would pick Harry Potter any day over Edward Cullen. Better to be loved by a wizard than be cuddled by a vampire. Hehe! Well, to those who do love Twilight, that's fine. But I just can't stop myself from sharing this letter. This is my blog, after all. Hihi. Do excuse the wry humor. Thanks.

*Oh, and here's another one!


Dear Edward,

You're doing it wrong.

Sincerely,
Dracula


*Hahaha!! Hahahaha!!!