May 18, 2011

Dear Edward Cullen

Dear Edward Cullen,

Avada Kedavra!

Sincerely,
Tom Riddle



*The sender was supposed to be Harry Potter, but I don't want him to use that killing curse (though I'm not sure if it would work on Edward 'coz he's dead, well it still is worth a try. LOL). So I used Tom Riddle, instead. I was watching the whole set of the Harry Potter movies (I'm on the 3rd) and then, suddenly my phone rang. It was a friend, asking me if I have movie copies of Twilight. I told her "I do NOT." She was a wee bit disappointed, but what can I do? I am NOT... repeat, NOT.. a Twilight fan. I would pick Harry Potter any day over Edward Cullen. Better to be loved by a wizard than be cuddled by a vampire. Hehe! Well, to those who do love Twilight, that's fine. But I just can't stop myself from sharing this letter. This is my blog, after all. Hihi. Do excuse the wry humor. Thanks.

*Oh, and here's another one!


Dear Edward,

You're doing it wrong.

Sincerely,
Dracula


*Hahaha!! Hahahaha!!!

15 comments:

  1. UnknownMay 18, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    I love HP rather than VAMPS... I mean seriously, do Vampires glitter like gold when hit by sun?

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  2. JhiegzhMay 18, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    Hahahaha, lols nang leah! I love Harry Potter more than Twilight a well!....

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  3. AnonymousMay 18, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    And so we all thought that Cedric Diggory died from that killing curse. Only then did we realize that he turned into a vampire pala, and not just a vampire but a cheesy one with a life worse than being a wizard. lels. haha.

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  4. NasMay 18, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    Haha!
    I think HP is alright. Never seen Twilight.
    && LOL @ your second one. You deserve a hi5 for that :P

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  5. AnonymousMay 19, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    very clever as usual leah!

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  6. monamourMay 22, 2011 at 4:04 AM

    I've read through "your letters" and LOL you're funny! lol I can't stand the twilight movies and all the hype it's getting but I did enjoy the books. Though HP is so much better, no doubt about it.

    :]

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  7. MercurioMay 23, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    And thanks to those letters you earned a fan. I'll follow this blog.

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  8. i.MoMay 26, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    nice post.
    followed

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  9. HOODPHENOMENOMMay 28, 2011 at 3:08 AM

    love your letters, please continue !

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  10. CookieCrumbsInc.May 28, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    LOL... I like the way you think=D

    Keep writing!!

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  11. yanleeMay 30, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    Nice one.. hahaha.. Peter Pettigrew killed Cedric in the Goblet of fire, I guess you can also use him as sender.... Or Cho Chang for choosing Bella over her.. lol

    two thumbs up for your witty letters :-)

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  12. DelilahMay 31, 2011 at 4:34 AM

    haha. You are SO funny! I died laughing at this one. and yes, twilight is *puke puke*

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  13. RayshiJuly 28, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    Comparing twilight to HP is blasphemy. Twilight is the cancer in modern literature.

    Btw, awesome blog! I followed the other one as well.

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  14. AntonellaAugust 1, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    That was SO funny :-) i confess i read the twilight series but it's got NOTHING on harry potter...i'm a harry potter gal through and through, and i'm not alone i gather :-)

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  15. LoonyAugust 17, 2011 at 4:23 AM

    Hahaha! I'm so glad to know there are many more such staunch Potterheads with strong feelings against Twilight :D And hey there's nothing wrong about talking against Twilight! I would love to read more of it. Sadly, whenever I read about Twilight's fan following, it makes me want to believe in the whole "2012=Apocalypse" rumour. :|

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Did you read my letter? ♥

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