Dear attractive teacher,
I wish your lectures were more like your skirt; long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to keep me interested.
*Yesterday, I overheard a group of college freshmen talking about their lady professor. They said that she is smokin' hot and how she's able to wear the most nerdy-looking dress, and still look sexy. All of them were obviously attracted to her, except one. This one boy pointed out that he prefers to have a nerdy-looking teacher rather than a sexy professor. That way, he will be able to concentrate on the lessons, instead of on her boobs. The rest of the group just laughed.