Dear Valentine's Day

Dear Valentine's day,

Let's be honest here... You exist to force us into eating chocolates, having dozens of flowers and receiving expensive gifts. Right? Maybe you should consider that I'm on a diet. I'm allergic to flowers and goodness, we shouldn't splurge!

Sincerely,

Women



Dear Valentine's day,

Let's be honest here... You exist to force us into buying a dozen of roses, heart-shaped chocolates and expensive gifts to these women. Right? Maybe you should consider that I am broke!

Sincerely,

Men




LOL. Happy Valentine's Day!!! :)

Dear CSI

Dear CSI,

Will you pretty please tell us where you get your lab instruments that can match fingerprints and photographs within seconds? Ours take hours and hours and we're a bit jealous.

Sincerely,
Real life forensic scientists everywhere.



*I started watching CSI New York (again.. for the nth time) yesterday.. a CSI: NY marathon. These people are pure geniuses. They could solve crimes in just a matter of days! It is soooo unreal.But I love it, anyway. LOL.




Oh, and another thing...


Dear CSI,

Thanks for letting me know that there's blood and semen on EVERYTHING in hotel rooms.

Sincerely,
Hotel guests