October 30, 2011

Dear Halloween

Dear Halloween,

You get armies of slutty women, super-brave soldiers, live superheroes and free candy. I get one creepy fat guy. I want a do-over!

Sincerely,
Christmas


(Oh, This.. i think, would be Halloween's reply.)


Dear Christmas,

I get slutty girls, yes. But you get naughty women and presents wrapped in red, gold and green. I guess that makes us even?

Sincerely,
Halloween


* LOL. It's Halloween! I'm not really a fan of this holiday. I love Christmas more. So what are my plans? Well.. I have no plans of dressing up, attending parties and to go trick-or-treating. I'd stay indoors and hope that monsters won't get me. LOL.

5 comments:

  1. HAHAHA I don't attend halloween parties but I find it nice to watch horror movies during this holiday. But just like you I love Christmas more..

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  2. Halloween raises some very good points, presents are better than sluts x

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