Dear Twilight Fans

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,

Logic



* I don't like the Twilight series, but I don't hate them either. Read the books, watched the movies. They're... okay. I haven't watched Breaking Dawn yet, but I will. Next week. And I will look for flaws. Hehe. I just find the idea of Bella getting pregnant, kinda funny. Like.. whut?! To all my friends who just adore the Twilight series.. so sorry. but please... please excuse me while I laugh. HAHAHA! Okay. I'm good.

Dear Halloween

Dear Halloween,

You get armies of slutty women, super-brave soldiers, live superheroes and free candy. I get one creepy fat guy. I want a do-over!

Sincerely,
Christmas


(Oh, This.. i think, would be Halloween's reply.)


Dear Christmas,

I get slutty girls, yes. But you get naughty women and presents wrapped in red, gold and green. I guess that makes us even?

Sincerely,
Halloween


* LOL. It's Halloween! I'm not really a fan of this holiday. I love Christmas more. So what are my plans? Well.. I have no plans of dressing up, attending parties and to go trick-or-treating. I'd stay indoors and hope that monsters won't get me. LOL.

Dear Reader

Dear Reader,

Give me five more minutes. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Procrastination




*Wow. I haven't updated this blog in months. The last update was last August. Oh, poor neglected blog. Truth is, I ran out of nice short letters to write.. that I decided to delete it. Boo! But it's back now. Hooray! :)

Ooh, before I forget..

I thank Zoe for the Liebster Blog award she gave me. Also, to Hazel for loving this blog. You're such a doll. Thanks so much. And to all of my awesome blog followers.. I thank you for following still. You're all great! ♥

Dear Nemo

Dear Nemo,

You're too young to be touching butts.

Sincerely,
Marlin



*I just finished watching the movie Finding Nemo moments ago. This is a really wonderful movie.. a story about a father's love and friendship. Aside from some very touching scenes in the movie, there are lots of funny lines, too. Especially Dory's. LOL. I never get tired of watching this movie. It really is one of my favorites.


P.S.

Btw. To those who haven't seen the movie.. Nemo touched the "boat". He didn't touch any butts. LOL. His friend, Tad (a Yellow Longnose Butterflyfish), kept referring to the boat as butt. Funny. :P

Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely,
Myspace




* Check out Google's newest social network. Google+. It is only on its field trial but it has already been deemed as Facebook's sole competitor in the world of social networking. It has all the new features (Circles, Hangout, Huddle, Sparks, etc.) and it has a cool and great way to share content and manage privacy. I've been on it for a few weeks now, and I'd say that it seems to be built for the long haul. But the question is.. will it really survive the giants Twitter and Facebook?

Only time will tell.

Dear Attractive Teacher

Dear attractive teacher,

I wish your lectures were more like your skirt; long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to keep me interested.

Sincerely,
College student



*Yesterday, I overheard a group of college freshmen talking about their lady professor. They said that she is smokin' hot and how she's able to wear the most nerdy-looking dress, and still look sexy. All of them were obviously attracted to her, except one. This one boy pointed out that he prefers to have a nerdy-looking teacher rather than a sexy professor. That way, he will be able to concentrate on the lessons, instead of on her boobs. The rest of the group just laughed.

Psh. Boys.

Dear Stephenie Meyer

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I don't get it. How can Edward get an erection since he's not really alive? Is that even possible? Care to explain?

Sincerely,
Confused girl


*Harry Potter or Twilight? Of course, HARRY POTTER. I understand that the movies that I like may not be the favorites of other people.. and vice versa. And so I give respect to those who do love the Twilight books and movies. I just can't force them into liking Harry Potter if they prefer Edward Cullen. Anyway, as I was blog-hopping this afternoon, I stumbled upon a blog that has updates about the new Twilight movie. And yeah, I did watch the Breaking Dawn official trailer. It was okay, I guess. But after seeing that Breaking Dawn and Bella Cullen are trending on Twitter (oh and their lead stars winning awards at the MTV Movie Awards), it got me thinking.. "What's happening to the world, momma?", and then the Harry Potter fan in me went into battle mode. So, excuse me for being a bit sarcastic.

Dear Edward Cullen

Dear Edward Cullen,

Avada Kedavra!

Sincerely,
Tom Riddle



*The sender was supposed to be Harry Potter, but I don't want him to use that killing curse (though I'm not sure if it would work on Edward 'coz he's dead, well it still is worth a try. LOL). So I used Tom Riddle, instead. I was watching the whole set of the Harry Potter movies (I'm on the 3rd) and then, suddenly my phone rang. It was a friend, asking me if I have movie copies of Twilight. I told her "I do NOT." She was a wee bit disappointed, but what can I do? I am NOT... repeat, NOT.. a Twilight fan. I would pick Harry Potter any day over Edward Cullen. Better to be loved by a wizard than be cuddled by a vampire. Hehe! Well, to those who do love Twilight, that's fine. But I just can't stop myself from sharing this letter. This is my blog, after all. Hihi. Do excuse the wry humor. Thanks.

*Oh, and here's another one!


Dear Edward,

You're doing it wrong.

Sincerely,
Dracula


*Hahaha!! Hahahaha!!!

Dear ABC's

Dear ABC's,

I was here first. Get your own song!

Sincerely,
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

*Blogger.com and Wordpress.com are the two main contenders in free blog hosting. Last year, when I decided to start doing blogs, I really was thinking of making a WP blog. But a friend told me that Blogger or Blogspot is more user-friendly. So I made my very first blog in that blogging platform. Blogger.com delivered. It was free, has a collection of easy-to-use templates and is associated with Google. Plus, making a Blogger blog is as easy as pie. But lately, I've been so enthralled with Wordpress that I decided to "transfer" my Filipino blog to the WP platform, and made 2 new blogs. But I'd have to admit that at first, I did have a hard time making a WP blog. Maybe because I don't have any decent background on how to install plug-ins and edit html codes. But I'm beginning to work out the kinks as days pass. Do check out my WP (personal) blogs..

Ako si Leah.
I am Leah.
I am Teddybear.

But of course, I will not abandon Blogger.com completely. I still have my Blogger blog MY TASTY TREASURES and I don't see myself transferring or importing my TREASURE blog to Wordpress anytime soon. :)

Dear Carnivores

Dear Carnivores,

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Sincerely,
Twisted vegetarian

*During HOLY WEEK, it is said that the consumption of all animal products is strictly forbidden. One can only eat fruits and vegetables. That kinda sucks, right? Well, I eat meat. Cooked, of course. Haha! I just have to say that. Anyway, I'm not sure if I could have eggs for breakfast, eat some grilled fish at lunch or have some ordered seafood dinner. I dunno.. Hmm. But to avoid any rants from devoted Catholic friends, I'd better stick to eating fruits. It's just for a day, anyway.. (Good Friday). Some people observe "fasting" for a few days during Lent. I don't know if I could do that. I love food too much. Does that make me a bad Christian? I hope not...

Dear Statistics

Dear Statistics,

100% of us hate you.

Sincerely,

Students who failed Statistics

*College graduation. Some universities have had their graduation ceremonies last month.. others, this month. Here in the University oof the Philippines in the Visayas (UPV), most of my friends will graduate. Yay! Congratulations! However, there are some who won't. Well, I'd bet my bottom dollar that those who have failed subjects are pissed! Well, they still have to endure a semester or so of college torture. Total bummer. Oh well, serves them right for failing college subjects. Yeah, I'm being bitchy. Hehe.

Dear Monthly Period

Dear Monthly Period,

I get seriously pissed whenever you come to visit me. However, as much as I hate you, I'm still glad that you do visit me every month. I know that Pregnancy hates it whenever you're here. So with you here with me, she won't get a chance to get inside my house. Harhar!

Sincerely,
Not-pregnant Lady





*I have a lady friend who had been worried sick because she had unprotected sex with a guy. For days, she kept on bombarding me with questions like, "What if I'm pregnant? What should I do?". Honestly, I wanna slap her hard in the face. I mean, what kind of question is that? If you're so "chicken" to face the consequences of your actions, then you shouldn't have done the deed, in the first place. Tsk. Anyway, she got her monthly period today, so imagine her happiness. Yeah. She's not pregnant. But I hope she learns from this. Personally, I'm not against having sex. Some says that it's actually healthy to engage in sexual acts. However, one should be responsible enough to think before acting. Oh, and mature enough to consider the consequences of those actions. Keywords. Be responsible and mature.

Dear Life

Dear Life,

When I said, "Could things get any worse?", it was just a rhetorical question. It wasn't a challenge.

Sincerely,
A pained person




*Lately, it seemed like my life took a fall.. I had some health complications. And then I have some slight problems with the business. Oh! And my dreams of having a family (with my ex-boyfriend) was shattered because I found out that he's already living with some girl while he's engaged to me. It really got me depressed. I haven't cried.. That is, until today. I let it all out. It just seemed so... frustrating. But I know everything will turn out fine, eventually. Though I think it wouldn't hurt to ask.. "Life, will you please.. give me a break?". ☺

Dear Flu Shot

Dear Flu Shot,

Thanks so much for nothing.

Sincerely,
Girl with a flu


*Feeling dreadful. *cough Feeling sick. *cough *cough *shivers This is really bad timing. I only have 4 days to take care of the laundry *cough, clean my room *cough and pack my things for my Manila vacation. *cough *cough Now.. I'm down with a flu. Total bummer! *aacchhooo!!!

Dear Sheriff

Dear Sheriff,

Bang!

Oops,
Bob Marley



*Just got hold of the news. "An explosion hit a passenger bus along Epifanio delos Santos Avenue (EDSA) in Makati City on Tuesday afternoon, leaving 2 persons dead and 16 others injured."............. I have plans of going to Manila this 1st week of February. I'm planning to have a month-long vacation.. and then this. I know that these acts of terrorism can happen everywhere.. may it be in the city or in a farm. People who are focused on terrorizing the public choose no specific time or place. Still, it leaves me with feelings of fear and paranoia. This news of the bus explosion... this is very distressing news. An individual (or group of people), seemingly without a conscience, is free roaming around the metropolitan, and does not hesitate to do terrorist acts and inflict harm to another human being. Tsk.  What is wrong with you, people???

Dear Friday

Dear Friday,

I hate you, too!

Sincerely pissed at you,
Monday



*Today is Friday! And what does that mean? FUN NIGHT! Hahaha.. Well, I'd be going home in a couple of hours, to celebrate my favorite niece's birthday. So it would be pure family fun. I'm so excited. I love parties! Hope there's a clown. Hihihi!

Dear Men

Dear Men,

If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month.

Sincerely,
Women


*KIDDING! Hehehe.. Girls. Trying to FULLY understand us is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. We are complex but beautiful creatures. Though sometimes, being a girl sucks... but I still love being a girl. Love love love! GIRLS RULE! Hihi. This is just a random thought. Nothing interesting happened today.

Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb! So when's the party? Facebook me, okay.

Truly happy for you,
Google



*I've been on Facebook for a whole year now. And with Facebook in it, life is great! If you wanna get to know me a little better, Facebook me, okay? Click here. See you there! ☺

Dear Superheroes

Dear Superheroes,

I totally understand the "cape" thing. But what's with wearing your underwear on the outside? I don't get it. Care to explain?

Sincerely,
Confused Superfan


*I have a recent post on my personal blog about Superman and superheroes. This thought just crossed my mind. Funny but true, some comic book superheroes do wear their underwear on the outside. The reason behind it? Beats the hell out of me. Harhar!

Dear Diet

Dear Diet,

Hahahahahaha!!!!! (*evil laugh)

Sincerely,
The Holidays



*Holiday season. Shesh! They always manage to ruin my diet. After the Christmas season, and the New Year celebration.. Today, I'm going to my hometown San Joaquin, to celebrate the feast of Senor Sto. Nino. Then on the 23rd, I'd be witnessing the Dinagyang Festival with a couple of friends. FOOD galore! Oh well. Seems like I'm fighting a losing battle, anyway. Might as well, enjoy it. Hehe.

Dear Teenagers

Dear Teenagers,

You will never win, no matter how hard you try.

Sincerely,
Acne



*I found a zit on my right cheek today. But I'm sure that it won't be a bother. By tomorrow, it'll disappear. I hope. As a teenager, I have good skin. Not great, far from perfect.. Just good skin. I'm lucky I didn't have any acne back in high school. Yeah, lucky me. ☺

Dear Crime Shows

Dear Crime Shows,

Please, could you stop showing (in detailed description) the killers how to make a perfect crime? Your shows kinda make them learn what they should and should NOT do. It's a little scary.

Truly,
Paranoid viewer


*There are lots of police drama, forensic investigations series and crime drama series around the globe. The best, I consider, is the TV show CSI: New York. I've finished watching all six seasons of CSI NY (It's currently on it's seventh season). They're a team of forensic and police officers, headed by Detective Mac Taylor. I adore the characters.. Stella Bonasera, Sheldon Hawkes, Lindsay Monroe, Danny Messer and Don Flack. Oh, and yeah, Adam Ross. Hehe. He cute when he's nervous. Anyway, This TV series shows us how the NYPD forensic scientists use physical evidence to solve murders in just a matter of days, maybe weeks, also shows tips on how to defend ourselves from attackers, how to give aid to the wounded, etc. We can learn a lot from the show.. And well, the criminals can, too. But then, I'm just being paranoid. Hehehe. Never mind.

Dear Coffee

Dear Coffee,

You surely make my day.

Love you,
Coffee mug


*Sitting on a bench outside with my two dogs... reading a book and sipping hot coffee. I was thinking of having tea, but coffee in the morning sounds better. Aaahhh. A great Thursday morning.

Dear Zyra

Dear Zyra,

Let's say.. I do win the award, will I have fame and fortune? Hmm.. I could live with "No fame". It's still okay.. As long as there's cash. Hehe. I'm kidding, of course. But honestly... no cash? Not a cent? Really?

Being materialistic,
Leah



*Of course, I'm only joking with the "fame and fortune" part. Hehehe.. My personal blog, "MY TASTY TREASURES" has been nominated for The Annual Blog Awards 2010 (TABA) under the categories "Best in Kikay Blog Design" and "English Blogger of the year". It is hosted by Mrs. Zyra Bambico of AdodcEspresso. The price is a simple badge and of course, some bragging rights. Now, I wonder if there would be an awarding ceremony. Hmm... I'd better buy something pretty to wear. Just in case... Hehehe! ☺

Dear Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Move over! You're taking up too much space in the bed!

... Seriously,
Me



*Teddy, Pokey and I share a bedroom. They have their own mattress, I have mine. Still, Teddybear wants to snuggle at my feet. I'm okay with it. But there are times that I just wanna scream at him 'coz he's taking too much space in the bed, I can't move my feet. And when I do scream at him, he'd just look at me with that big brown eyes. My anger would then disappear. Hmp! Sweet, yet stubborn dog.

Dear Plane

Dear Plane,

I know this is asking much... but could you give Leah a ride to Cebu? We're supposed to be going together but something came up, I can't fit the flight in my schedule and I can't go. Could you give her a free ride?

Sincerely,
Ticket


*My bags are packed, I'm ready to go, I'm standing here, outside my door... But I got no plane ticket. All round trip tickets had been sold out. The one-way tickets are pretty expensive and are waaaay above my budget. Travel via bus is not an option. So....... *sigh. Oh well, there's always a next time. Everything happens for a reason.

Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,

Is it true that you're shutting down this March 2011? If you are, please do tell.

Sincerely,
Mark Zuckerberg


*There are rumors circulating around the internet, stating that Facebook will shut down on March 2011. This is a hoax. But the trouble is, people started to believe that this is true and even shared this news on their Facebook status. Well, if in any case that this will happen soon, I'm okay with it. There's life before Facebook, there will be life after it. Besides, without Facebook, people would start going out and meet people the conventional way, rather than sitting in front of the computer and chat. My opinion, of course. Still, I hope that this won't happen EVER. Hehe. I love Facebook.

Dear Cebu

Dear Cebu,

I'm coming. Get ready.

Truly,
Excited Traveller


*I have plans of going to Cebu City for the Sinulog Festival. I'm very excited since it would be my first time to visit Cebu! Eeehh! This experience would be epic. I'm quite sure of it!! ..... That is, if I can even get hold of a ticket. I surely hope there are still airline tickets available.

Dear Menstruation

Dear Menstruation,

Whenever you arrive, you get cramps and mood swings to come with you. Why? Can't you come alone and refrain from inflicting physical and emotional pain? Try to work alone, would yah! Jeez!

Sincerely,
Body


*I just had my menstrual period this morning.. and it gave me hell. I just lay on the bed because of the cramps, and I couldn't get up because I feel nauseous. Arg! Serves me right for being a girl. KIDDING! Hehehe.

Dear Friday

Dear Friday,

I honestly don't see why people gets so excited every single time you come around. I mean, you come every week. It's old news. But people shout your name.. "Thank GOD, It's FRIDAY!". I just don't get it, 'coz whenever I come, people say they hate me. What's with that? Tell me, do you come with a million peso in your pocket, every week?

Sincerely,
Monday


*I simply love Fridays. Nothing interesting happened today, still I love Fridays. hehe. And I hate Mondays.

Dear Room

Dear Room,

Now that you're clean, I hope that you could stay clean. It's very hard work to clean up after your mess. Try to do better next time.

Sincerely,
Broom


*I cleaned my room just this morning and it really helped. It's like moving into a "new" environment.. clutter-free. Considering that I just had a very rough time, recovering from a heartache. Ouch.

Dear Disney

Dear Disney,

I blame you for my very high expectations of romantic relationships.

Sincerely,
Broken-hearted Girl


*As a little girl, I used to believe that my Prince Charming would one day, sweep me off my feet and then we'd live happily ever after. Now that I've grown up, I still believe in happy endings.. it's just that Disney had set the bar too high..  And when my so called Prince Charming wasn't able to do what he should be doing (as Disney had illustrated) frustration sets in. Bummer.

Dear Boyfriend

Dear boyfriend,

You're a cheat. I now realize that I'm not your priority, but your option.

Sincerely,
Girlfriend


*I've reached my limit. I simply don't care anymore. I'm too tired of being taken for granted. I'd just let things happen as they happen. Too tired.

Dear Business

Dear Business,

I am back. I know that you're just a small one, but the fact that you give me money every month is more than okay. It's not much but don't worry because I love you. You give me pleasure that goes with the money, while offering the comfort and security of home. Still, it won't hurt if you can give me more money this year. I have plans, you know.

Truly,
Manager


*Business is going well. But I hope that I'd earn more and learn to save more money this year. All I did was spend them all on accessories and food.

Dear Brother

Dear older brother,

Today is your 35th birthday. I love you and I miss you. I wish you happiness, health, wealth and love. Really, LOVE. I mean, when are you getting married?

Truly,
Your sister


*My brother turned 35 years old today. And I know that he already has someone special. Question is. when is he getting married, really? Hehe. I want to have another super-hyper super-cute niece or nephew.

Dear Me

Dear me,

Happy New Year to you. I hope that you had a great 2010, and that this 2011 you'd have a better year. May you have the determination to fulfill all of your New Year's resolutions. You know that I am always watching, so you'd better get going. All the best!

Sincerely,
Me


*New Year Celebration was great! I love New Year celebrations! It symbolizes a new beginning... a new life. I have my resolution list ready.. I just hope that I'd be able to do all these before 2011 ends.